(AKA Gentle Slim, iLipo, You-Name-It)
Lie #1: Gentle Slim (or iLipo or Whatever-You-Want-to-Call-It) is * exclusively * available at one very special selective place.
If only! The fact is, the laser used for this procedure is widely used around the country for non-invasive fat reduction. It has been proven safe and effective by thousands of clients, at our salon and elsewhere.
Lie #2: Sit back, relax, and let the laser do the work.
Again, if only! Treatments with the iLipo laser, which take about ten minutes for each area treated, * must * be your jump start to a healthy exercise and diet regimen. iLipo gets the process started (see next paragraph) but it’s up to you to take advantage of the opportunity to lose inches in a hurry. That’s why every iLipo package at Spitale Laser Spa includes a free one-month membership to Power Train Fitness, former Baltimore Ravens star Adam Terry’s fitness center. They will custom-tailor a workout to help you reach your goals.
Lie #3: Laser fat reduction melts fat.
Er, not really. The low-level laser energy released by the iLipo helps convert stored triglycerides into free fatty acids and glycerol. Your laser technician will then use the Ultra handpiece, which gently rolls and vacuums the fatty acids and glycerol into the tissues that will metabolize them to create energy. In biology this is known as “fatty acid release” – what your body does naturally to use up stored energy reserves. Your commitment to exercise after your treatments will help ensure that you burn up as much of that stored energy as possible.
Lie #4: It’s all about the technology.
OMG, no! The technology is table stakes. It’s actually all about you and the well trained laser technician you choose. Our local, family-owned business is in its third generation, and we wouldn’t still be here without our loyal customers and the referrals they keep sending us. Laser treatments are an intimate experience, and you need to feel as comfortable and trusting as possible with your choice.
Lie #5: Hard to pick just one!
But it’s all the marketing hype. “Only 10-minute fat reduction laser in town.” Not! “Special sale price for the first ten sign-ups.” Really? You think if you’re #11 they will turn you down? And why would they want to pressure you to sign up so fast? Perhaps because they don’t want you to read the reviews and make an informed choice? Frankly, fly-by-night pricing deals give me a headache. That’s why we provide completely transparent pricing and a 100% customer satisfaction guarantee.
OK, thanks for listening! If you have any questions about laser fat reduction, feel free to get in touch: firstname.lastname@example.org.